u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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