operation harelip BJ is a go
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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