I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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