Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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