she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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