But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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