Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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