no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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