They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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