The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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