I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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