just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
where are my eyebrows?
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