i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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