You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
