Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
me + whiskey = a bad person
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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