I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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