Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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