Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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