help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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