you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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