The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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