Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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