hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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