I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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