Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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