Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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