Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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