will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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