People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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