he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
