SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think people are normalizing furries
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
His nipple licking is glorious
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