Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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