fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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