No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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