Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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