ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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