ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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