I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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