No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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