Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i think i scared a bird with my dick
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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