I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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