my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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