After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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