I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
birth control should be required to get into college
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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