Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I look better un-naked...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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