morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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