sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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