she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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