But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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