If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.