You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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