True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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