belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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