belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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