were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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